The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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