Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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