Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
