love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
