Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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