guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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