? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You ate ashes out of my bong
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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