I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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