My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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