He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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