garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i think my mom watched the whole time
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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