My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
