I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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