she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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