i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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