What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Randomize
