FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
ttyl tear gas
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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