Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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