He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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