and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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