PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
