One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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