Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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