can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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