I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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