We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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