my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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