Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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