Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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