I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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