no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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