Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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