Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I skipped work to stalk him.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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