Don't you send me to vm
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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