Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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