At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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