ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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