Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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