Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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