Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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