when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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