I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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