Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
