After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
well, you know. whores of a feather.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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