Me. At least after what I've been through.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
