watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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