Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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