The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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