You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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