All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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