I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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