Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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