i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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