Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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